As it turns out, though, we did not give students and faculty enough time to order their T-shirts from Zazzle. Also, “T-Shirt Thursday” does not alliterate.
SO ORDER YOUR SHIRT NOW. We are about to discontinue this model, so you will be purchasing a collector’s item. Come fall, we are running a contest for a brand new departmental shirt. And make sure you read the back of the shirt, where it is made clear why ENGLISH IS THE BEST OF ALL POSSIBLE MAJORS OFFERED AT GW.